A Quote by Patrick Ness

"Poo" Manchee barks quielty to himself. "Poo, poo, poo." "Just have yer stupid poo and quit yapping about it."

Patrick Ness

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Patrick Ness
American - Author
Born: October 17, 1971

I poo poo the chit.' The attendant looked stunned. 'You cannot poo-poo the chit!' I do.' Kate said solemnly. 'I do poo-poo.' We'll walk.

Kenneth Oppel

The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything. "Need a poo, Todd." "Shutup, Manchee." "Poo. Poo, Todd." "I said shut it."

Patrick Ness

The 'vote for me because the other guy is scary,' nana-nana-poo-poo stuff I just find useless.

Neil Macdonald

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.

Selma Blair

You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!

Bryan Lee O'Malley

I don't want to be stinky poo poo girl, I want to be happy flower child.

Drew Barrymore

I'm very interested in poo. We don't have a very good relationship with poo, and we should have.

Greg Wise

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

Jenny Eclair

You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!

Eddie Izzard

Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged because in six years they’ll be 18-year-old girls who like vampires and are into all sorts of goth-permissive and whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo it. There’s a plan, and it’s working.

Kevin Smith

She's as nutty as squirrel poo.

J. K. Rowling

I don't poo-pooh anyone's knighthood or other honors.

Gyles Brandreth

Ooh Poo Pah Doo' was a monster song.

Steve Miller

I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story.

Phoebe Waller-Bridge

I'm harsh on myself. But let's be honest: I'm not as harsh as the online one-star critic who says, 'This book is boring and stupid and smells like poo.'

Paul G. Tremblay

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

Sloane Crosley

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