A Quote by Paul F. Tompkins

I have a hernia scar from when I was a kid. I had a hernia when I was like in fourth grade.

Paul F. Tompkins

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Fourth Fourth Grade Grade Had Kid Like Scar

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Paul F. Tompkins
American - Comedian
Born: September 12, 1968

The most recent was my match against Daniel Bryan at Fastlane. He kicked my scar from my recent hernia surgery. That was painful. I needed to take a step back from training that next day!

Roman Reigns

I tore my biceps and had two hernia surgeries.

John Layfield

I developed a really bad hernia. I had to cancel the tour and go have surgery.

Wayne Static

I have had about 15 operations due to the wrestling profession, and I have a problem with an abdominal hernia.

Terry Funk

If you haven't got a hernia yet, you ain't pulling your share.

George Steinbrenner

I was supposed to be on the 'All In' show, but I can't because of a problem with my abdominal hernia.

Terry Funk

If you don't have a hernia yet then you're not pulling your own weight!

George Steinbrenner

I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not.

Richard Griffiths

After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery.

Erma Bombeck

I don't miss anything about the 1960s, not really. I did it. It's like asking, 'Do you miss the fourth grade?' I loved the fourth grade when I was in it, but I don't want to do it again.

Grace Slick

Telling a writer to relax is like telling a man to relax while being prodded for a possible hernia.

William Zinsser

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.

W. C. Fields

It's just been really hard, 'cause I had a really hard year in 2012 where I had to have triple hernia surgery, and I was out of commission for a year; I couldn't walk, I couldn't sing, I couldn't do anything with work. So it was kind of a rough year.

Wayne Static

There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia.