A Quote by Phil Robertson

Women with whiskers... its a bummer. — © Phil Robertson
Women with whiskers... its a bummer.
Then the children went to bed, or at least went upstairs, and the men joined the women for a cigarette on the porch, absently picking ticks engorged like grapes off the sleeping dogs. And when the men kissed the women good night, and their weekend whiskers scratched the women's cheeks, the women did not think shave, they thought stay.
Yeah? What'd you name all those cats?" Death, Famine, Pestilence, War, and Mr. Whiskers." You named your cats after the riders of the apocal--wait. Mr. Whiskers?" Well, there are only four horsemen.
I think there are certain tenets set in place for all different types on genres. For thrillers, women usually die first. I can't say exactly why, and it's kind of a bummer... But I also can't explain why the wallflower girl in the romantic comedy always gets the guy in the end. That's just the way those movies go.
I can hit the whiskers on a cat with a football from a distance of forty yards.
Whiskers of the cat, Webbed toes on my swimming dog; God is in the details.
The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.
The stationmaster's whiskers are of a Victorian bushiness and give the impression of having been grown under glass.
Progress: The process whereby the human race has got rid of whiskers, the vermiform appendix and God.
What a bummer it is to be a human being.
I love bummer songs.
Unfortunately you can't copyright a title... bummer.
I learned at 'SNL' that it's a bummer to bum people out.
Mice are very difficult to do front on, but they have nicely human little hands and feet, and whiskers and tails are great for expressing emotion.
I do feel like I'm a little too much of a bummer sometimes.
It's going to be a bummer if Mars turns out to be like us.
My father and I are friends and my mother and I don't speak. It's a bummer. I miss her.
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