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The first expert said he had attention deficit disorder. The second expert said the first was out of order. One said he was autistic, another that he was artistic. One said he had Tourette's syndrome. One said he had Asperger's syndrome. And one said the problem was that his parents had Munchausen syndrome. Still another said all he needed was a good old-fashioned spanking.

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Another Artistic Asperger's Syndrome Attention Attention Deficit Disorder Autistic Deficit Disorder Expert First Good Had His Needed Old Old-Fashioned Order Out Parents Problem Said Second Spanking Still Syndrome

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