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What is your major malfunction?

R. Lee Ermey

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R. Lee Ermey
American - Soldier
March 24, 1944 - April 15, 2018

Life is not a malfunction. It's beautiful. But if you do not see it that way, it's simply because your room needs cleaning.

Frederick Lenz

I went to Oberlin College, and they don't have a film major, but they do have what's called an individual major, where you can sort of pitch to a committee your own course study, and if they approve it, you have essentially just designed your own major. So Oberlin doesn't have a film major; they do have a film minor... And then my spring semester of my junior year, I went off to NYU film school as a visiting student - they have a program for kids from other schools to come in for a semester.

Ed Helms

I'm even stunned at some of the majors you can get in college these days. Like you can major in the mating habits of the Australian rabbit bat, major in leisure studies... Okay, get a journalism major. Okay, education major, journalism major. Right. Philosophy major, right. Archeology major. I don't know, whatever it is. Major in ballroom dance, of course. It doesn't replace work. How about a major in film studies? How about a major in black studies? How about a major in women studies? How about a major in home ec? Oops, sorry! No such thing.

Rush Limbaugh

Lingerie is one of the most important pieces of your wardrobe. You can have a wardrobe malfunction if you don't choose the right thing to wear underneath!

Adriana Lima

Lingerie is one of the most important pieces of your wardrobe. You can have a wardrobe malfunction if you dont choose the right thing to wear underneath!

Adriana Lima

Your 40s are a major trough. About the age of 50, feelings of satisfaction begin to rebound and keep rising into your 50s, 60s and 70s, with health being a major factor.

Jane Pauley

The greatest malfunction of spirit is to believe things.

Louis Pasteur

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it.

John Perry Barlow

I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction!

Nikki Reed

I went to college as an economics major because that was the easiest major that could still please your Asian parents, and then, much to their dismay, I became a stand-up comedian.

Jimmy O. Yang

If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction.

Arthur Bloch

I think this is one of the major challenges that we face in the U.S. The major incidents in the U.S. have not conformed to our stereotype of an established terror organization attacking a major iconic landmark.

Bruce Hoffman

It never really crossed my mind that I was ever going to win a major. I always said that if you win a major, that's fine. If you don't, you tried your best.

Vijay Singh

I had an addiction to sugar growing up - major, major, major.

Yvonne Strahovski

It signified nothing that the raw, male magnetism that emanated from him probably made compasses malfunction in his presence.

Gaelen Foley

Major labels act as banks in terms of how they produce and release your album. No major label is really good or bad; they just 100 per cent operate as a business, which makes sense... no hard feelings.

Solange Knowles

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