A Quote by Rachel McAdams

Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough.

Rachel McAdams

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Actually Because Dental Dental Floss Enough Me Question Rather Really Think Toothbrush Um Using Using Me Would

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Rachel McAdams
Canadian - Actress
Born: October 7, 1976

Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?

Christopher Moore

If I could only have one grooming tool, it would be floss. I don't want to have broken Cheetos in my teeth. To protect myself from the sun, I can find shade under a tree. To moisturize my skin, I could get really sweaty and then just rub it on myself. But how are you going to clean between your teeth without floss?

Jonathan Van Ness

Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

Frank Zappa

No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.

Janette Rallison

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

Frank Zappa

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

Rodney Dangerfield

YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.

James Patterson

Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse. Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss.

Redman

Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss.

Matt Chandler

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.

Bill Bryson

My aunt in Texas, when she did the hazing things, they had girls swallow oysters. They'd wrap an oyster in dental floss, swallow them, and then pull them back up.