A Quote by Ralphie May

I've got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel.

Ralphie May

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Ralphie May
American - Comedian
February 17, 1972 - October 6, 2017

My next book's title is going to be, 'I Have One Foot in the Grave and Another on a Banana Peel.'

Teri Garr

My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave.

Mark Ruffalo

I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic slide over it.' Do you understand what I mean? First explain how the banana peel got there quickly. And then there's a reason for all the comedy.

Elaine Stritch

When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh. So you become the hero rather than the victim of the joke.

Nora Ephron

When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.

Nora Ephron

In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently and unreliably.

George Ayittey

Indeed it is possible to stand with one foot on the inevitable 'banana peel' of life with both eyes peering into the Great Beyond, and still be happy, comfortable, and serene - if we will even so much as smile.

Douglas Fairbanks

If you bite and chew the peel of a banana, then eat the fruit of the banana itself, you will find that it tastes like a tomato. I swear.

Mae Martin

Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.

Terry Pratchett

Dramatic and emotional trading experiences tend to be negative. Pride is a great banana peel, as are hope, fear, and greed. My biggest slip-ups occurred shortly after I got emotionally involved with positions.

Ed Seykota

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.

Clifton Fadiman

During a fight with Anderson Silva, I slipped on an imaginary banana peel.

Forrest Griffin

Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.

Robert Fulghum

I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.

Elvis Presley

To explain why a man slipped on a banana peel, we do not need a general theory of slipping.

Sidney Morgenbesser

The thing is to be brave and move the audience with you, instead of cater to the lowest common denominator, you know, slipping on a banana peel and falling on your ass. You got to move the audience a little further ahead in terms of their appreciation of what is comedy. It's complicated.

Mel Brooks

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