A Quote by Red Buttons
Moses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner!
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I told her, "I got the chips if you got the dip." She said when I dip, that I better be equipped and keep my hand on her hips.
Moses probably danced a little, right? You don't part the Red Sea without having some moves.
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Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!
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God has stepped in at the last minute more than once in history (remember Moses at the Red Sea?). And He can do the same for you. Keep turning the pages by faith and let the story play out to the end.
Moses lifting up his wand, and dividing the Red Sea, and Pharaoh in his chariot overwhelmed with the waters. This motto: "Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God."
Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!
Christopher Columbus, who said to Queen Isabella, No, you got it wrong! The world is round. You're flat! Never got a dinner!
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