A Quote by Red Buttons

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

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Dinner Got His Keep Know Lamp Never Rubbing Said Wife

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Red Buttons
American - Comedian
February 5, 1919 - July 13, 2006

The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!

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Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!

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Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!

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Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!

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Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!

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Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!

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King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!

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I was in a panto last year, Aladdin and The Wonderful Lamp. I played the wick. I got the sack because I was too well-oiled every night.

Frank Carson

Joseph Cotten, who said, You know how I got my name? Sammy Davis picked it for me. Never got a dinner!

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It{California} is the land where the fabled Aladdin's Lamp lies buried-and she {San Francisco} is the new Aladdin who shall seize it from its obscurity and summon the genie and command him to crown her with power and greatness and bring to her feet the hoarded treasures of the earth.

Mark Twain

Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!

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I came to the realization that I started dating my now-wife junior year of college, before you actually went on a date. You didn't take girls from college out to dinner. I've never been on a date. I've never been on a date where I didn't know the end game. I've never casually dated someone. I've only been out to dinner with the woman who would eventually be my wife.