A Quote by Red Buttons
King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!
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King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!
They try to say what you are, spiritual or sexual? They wonder about Solomon and all his wives. In the body of the world, they say, there is a soul and you are that. But we have ways within each other that will never be said by anyone.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!
Solomon'sexcess became an insult upon the privileges of mankind; for by the same plan of luxury, which made it necessary to have forty thousand stalls of horses,--he had unfortunately miscalculated his other wants, and so had seven hundred wives....
Wise--deluded man!
I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said.
I never thought much about flowers until I made the close acquaintance of a man who knew all about them. You would have thought that the butterflies and flowers were friends of his. See how richly they are clad, he said. Even King Solomon did not have such raiment.
Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!
Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!
Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!
George Washington, who said to his father, Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President? Never got a dinner!
The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!
William Tell's son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There's gotta be an easier way to kill worms. Never got a dinner!
Well had Solomon said,'Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.
Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!
King Solomon, who supposedly was the wisest of all men, described his youth as his winter and his advanced years as his summer. We can be older than we used to be yet feel much younger than we are.
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