A Quote by Red Buttons

The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons
American - Comedian
February 5, 1919 - July 13, 2006

There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous."

Frank Carson

Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner!

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Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!

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EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition. 'I was in the drawing-room, enjoying my dinner,' said Brillat-Savarin, beginning an anecdote. 'What!' interrupted Rochebriant; 'eating dinner in a drawing-room?' 'I must beg you to observe, monsieur,' explained the great gastronome, 'that I did not say I was eating my dinner, but enjoying it. I had dined an hour before.'

Ambrose Bierce

I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.

Erma Bombeck

Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!

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Christopher Columbus, who said to Queen Isabella, No, you got it wrong! The world is round. You're flat! Never got a dinner!

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King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!

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Joseph Cotten, who said, You know how I got my name? Sammy Davis picked it for me. Never got a dinner!

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Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!

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People didn't know until I said it publicly that I had a nasty side. It was never obvious to the fans. I never lost my head, you see. Never got sent off.

Johnny Giles

People didnt know until I said it publicly that I had a nasty side. It was never obvious to the fans. I never lost my head, you see. Never got sent off.

Johnny Giles

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

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Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!

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E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!

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I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.