A Quote by Red Buttons

Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!

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Boy Dinner Dracula Drove Got Heart Heartburn His Hope Never Said Stake Sure While Wooden

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American - Comedian
February 5, 1919 - July 13, 2006

Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!

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Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

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King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!

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Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!

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We will not rest until the wooden stake is punched through the heart of the Enron lawsuit against us.

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King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

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Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

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Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

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George Washington, who said to his father, Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President? Never got a dinner!

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Nobody could like Donald Trump, surely, except his mother. No one really likes The Donald. But how can you not have respect for a guy who's been down on the floor and just keeps coming back? Nothing will keep Donald Trump down until they drive a wooden stake in his heart and a silver bullet in his brain.

Felix Dennis

If my kids came to me and said, 'I'm gay,' I'd say, 'Son, I love you.' That's never at stake. Never, never, never at stake.

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The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!

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Why don’t people’s hearts tell them to continue following their dreams?” the boy asked the alchemist. “Because that’s what makes a heart suffer most, and hearts don’t like to suffer." From then on, the boy understood his heart. He asked it, please, never to stop speaking to him. He asked that, when he wandered far from his dreams, his heart press him and sound the alarm. The boy swore that, every time he heard the alarm, he would heed its message.

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William Tell's son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There's gotta be an easier way to kill worms. Never got a dinner!

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Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!

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The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said to his tailor Irving, Forget the slacks - please work on the blazer! Never got a dinner!

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