A Quote by Richard Jeni
There is no romance without some lying. That's what romance is - a little bit of Vaseline on the camera lens of life.
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You put some Vaseline under your eyes at night and under your chin, and you put a little bit on your chest and you'll avoid stretch marks and I'll get you some Vaseline, you can change your oil and fry chicken with it, too, but you best make sure you have something.
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