A Quote by Ricky Martin

Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks.

Ricky Martin

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Ricky Martin
American - Musician
Born: December 24, 1971

There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of 'em is super illegal.

Dave Attell

I was really lucky in that my mom and dad never got caught in the act, so to speak. So my mom was caught fraternizing with my dad. My mom was caught, you know, in the building that my father lived in. My mom was caught in a white neighborhood past curfew without the right permits. My mother was caught in transition. And that was key because had she been caught in the act, then, as the law says, she could've spent anywhere up to four years in prison.

Trevor Noah

I fought Mark Hunt and I got caught with a shot that he threw. That's kind of like getting caught by a submission by me.

Frank Mir

When I caught my case and went to jail, I could have caught a gang of extra time.

If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!

Lenny Bruce

Boot camp sucks - SEAL training sucks - but you know what? That's what makes you good.

David Goggins

The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.

Al Goldstein

Flacco sucks. I played him two years in a row. He sucks.

Jalen Ramsey

All operating systems sucks, but Linux just sucks less

Linus Torvalds

I admit that I look at my social media when I'm killing time, like on a plane and such. It's just less embarrassing getting caught on Twitter than getting caught playing Candy Crush.

Anna Kendrick

For me, I'm really tired of living and dying with the game. Every game. I've tried to turn it off. I'm still trying. I can't. It sucks. Believe me, it sucks.

Tony Gonzalez

Jail sucks all the way around.

Xzibit

It sucks for me, because now I have to not be as crazy as I am on the Internet. Which totally sucks, because it's not going to be fun anymore. But the repercussions are really bad. Like, Taylor Swift fans are really crazy. They threatened to murder me and stuff. It's really bizarre, and disgusting. They're the worst people in the world.

Diplo

I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: 'STRATFORD SUCKS!' Am I supposed to run after these guys? I'd just stand there, you know. They'd back up. 'STRATFORD SUCKS! ...STRATFORD SUCKS!' I'd say, 'I know. I go there. You're wasting gas, man.

Bill Hicks

A lot of Americans say the food in England sucks. I don't think the food in England sucks - the food is great - but I've got to say, the Americans have got the dining out experience nailed down.