A Quote by Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

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Marriage Better Bought Ear Experienced Jewelry Men Pain Pierced Prepared Think

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Rita Rudner
American - Comedian
Born: September 17, 1955

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

I may have been through the pain of childbirth three times, but I'm incredibly nervous about having my upper ear pierced.

Susanna Reid

The house I've bought in London, the holidays, everything has been bought from making people laugh, and if you'd said to me when I was 14 that's how I was going to make my living, I would have smiled from ear to ear.

Dominic Holland

Funny, I never shopped. Even my jewelry - not a piece of my jewelry I bought for me.

Imelda Marcos

There was nothing girlish about me. I wore clothes hand-stitched by my mother... I had only one ear pierced and preferred loose shirts and trousers. I think I was imitating my father!

Divyanka Tripathi

I tend not to wear accessories. I'm not one of those gals with a drawerful of amazing jewelry. I don't even have my ears pierced! But I have one bracelet that never comes off my wrist.

Rachael Taylor

I never yet did hear, That the bruis'd heart was pierced through the ear

William Shakespeare

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

Vinnie Jones

I've never in my life bought a big piece of jewelry - like, 'I'm gonna get myself a big piece of jewelry!' Songwriters' lives are unstable and up and down. Even though mine has sort of has followed more of a going toward the sky trajectory.

Kara DioGuardi

I didn't even have pierced ears. They put four holes in each ear, and, weirdly, that hurt the most.

Rooney Mara

If you think about a lifestyle short of retirement that lends itself to being a hardcore gamer, there is none better than being a major league starting pitcher. I work once every five days and travel and am alone all the time. So while the other guys were spending their money on the all the cars and jewelry, I bought laptops.

Curt Schilling

I think I want to stick to jewelry. Perfumes are for the bigger media stars, and I think that works well for them. I don't think you have to be a big star to have a jewelry line; if something's pretty, I think people will want to buy it.