A Quote by Roald Dahl

Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen in the dead of the night.

Roald Dahl

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Been Cream Dead Eggs Just Like Night Poached Eggs Stolen Unless Whipped Whipped Cream Whips

Quote Author

Roald Dahl
British - Novelist
September 13, 1916 - November 23, 1990

You have an Ice Cream Sundae, put the whipped cream on - that's what managers do.

Lou Albano

But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top I want it on the side and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real if it's out of a can then nothing.

Meg Ryan

Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.

Erma Bombeck

If you're going to have a piece of pie, have it. I love pecan pie - but it won't be with ice cream; it won't be with whipped cream.

David Kirsch

No guy in his right mind would ever choose me when there are people like Hana in the world: It would be like settling for a stale cookie when what you really want is a big bowl of ice cream, whipped cream and cherries and chocolate sprinkles included.

Lauren Oliver

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

Moe Howard

Oh, impossible. Fancy cream puffs so soon after breakfast. The very idea made one shudder. All the same, two minutes later Jose and Laura were licking their fingers with that absorbed inward look that only comes from whipped cream.

Katherine Mansfield

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

Jerry Lawler

I function better when things are going badly than when they're as smooth as whipped cream.

Walt Disney

Whoever allows himself to be whipped, deserves to be whipped.

Leopold von Sacher-Masoch

Men are whipped oftenest who are whipped easiest.

Frederick Douglass

This is my breakfast: Two poached eggs, turkey bacon, and a half avocado. The yolks in a poached egg are alkalizing. Avocados are a great source of fat and vitamin E; great for your skin. It's super light and not too heavy. Sometimes I like a little sweet as well, so I have a cup of plain yogurt with blueberries.

April Bowlby

This is my breakfast: Two poached eggs, turkey bacon, and a half avocado. The yolks in a poached egg are alkalizing. Avocados are a great source of fat and vitamin E; great for your skin. Its super light and not too heavy. Sometimes I like a little sweet as well, so I have a cup of plain yogurt with blueberries.

April Bowlby

I always wanted to host a show, throw whipped-cream pies. Theater is not my cup of tea.