A Quote by Rob Thurman

When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.

Rob Thurman

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Rob Thurman
American - Novelist

It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.

Louise Hay

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

J.K. Simmons

If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.

Elizabeth Gilbert

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

Cassandra Clare

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

Wanda Sykes

In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because I've got a really bad acid reflux.

Felicia Day

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.

James Brady

You have to turn the lemons life gives you into lemonade, and you have to take time to sit back and enjoy it.

Jon Jones

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.

Napoleon Hill

Lemonade is not just made of lemons. It's barely lemons! It's mostly water and sugar! Life didn't give us that.

Ryan Higa

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.

Cate Tiernan

We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job. We just love 'em, give 'em the good news about Jesus - whether they're homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort 'em out later, you see what I'm saying?