A Quote by Robert Orben

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.

Robert Orben

Quote Author

Robert Orben
American - Entertainer
Born: March 4, 1927

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