A Quote by Robert Pattinson

I want to strangle whoever invented that R-Patz thing. — © Robert Pattinson
I want to strangle whoever invented that R-Patz thing.
I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented apples. ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.
What I want to say about the Kanye thing is that whoever wants me to be in their life - whether it's a rapper, celebrity, janitor, banker, newsman, teacher - my job is to be a light for God and Christ. Whoever I'm with and whatever I'm doing, that's my purpose.
We invented marriage. Couples invented marriage. We also invented divorce,mind you. And we invented infidelity,too, as well as romantic misery. In fact we invented the whole sloppy mess of love and intimacy and aversion and euphoria and failure. But most importantly of all, most subversively of all, most stubbornly of all, we invented privacy.
When some remote ancestor of ours invented the shovel, he became a giver: He could plant a tree. And when the axe was invented, he became a taker: He could chop it down. Whoever owns land has thus assumed, whether he knows it or not, the divine functions of creating and destroying plants.
Oh, that feels good! I don't know who invented ties and then insisted a man was only properly dressed when he wore one, but if I ever meet him, I'll strangle him with his own invention
The interesting thing is that the 82% of the Greeks do not want to abandon the Euro. They really believe that there might be some kind of magical way where we could stay in the Eurozone but do not do our homework. This is not possible. So what we are trying to do is explain, you know, we in Greece invented democracy but we also invented at the same time populism.
Whoever invented the spork should be killed.
Whoever invented soccer should be worshipped as God.
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
Euthanasia" is an excellent and comforting word! I am grateful to whoever invented it.
Whoever invented men had definitely not ironed out all the kinks.
Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.
May blessings be upon the head of Cadmus, the Phoenicians, or whoever it was that invented books.
Whoever invented the word 'grace' must have seen the wing-folding of the plover.
God bless whoever invented football. It was the English, I think. And what a fantastic idea it was
I just do my thing regardless of whoever I'm with: Eminem, Dr. Dre, Snoop, whoever.
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