A Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.
I think just drinking juice is too extreme for a diet. Your body needs more than juice, so I think it's a very hard thing to do - very challenging and probably very unhealthy for your body. You can't get everything you need from a juice. I love juice because it can provide you with nutrients - but drink it alongside your diet!
Every time you'd turn on the set you'd see me eating a prune in a prune ad. My friends used to call me Prune Boy, even on the football field.
Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.
Had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.
Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.
Prune - prune businesses, products, activities, people. Do it annually.
More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.
Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.
We were just drinking some joint juice earlier.
We try to be present when we are drinking our tea, which isn't as easy as it sounds. It's very easy to think, right now I'm going to be really present while I'm drinking my tea, here I am drinking my tea, and I'm so present, look this is easy, I am here drinking my tea and I know I'm drinking my tea blah blah blah blah... right? And the one place where the mind is not, is here. It's just thinking about being here.
It has to start from the inside. I've been juicing like crazy, vegetable juice all day long - instead of drinking coffee. I love green juice, and it's amazing how much more energy I have, my skin looks better. Cleansing and moisturizing every morning and night is also really important, but you can't just depend on your creams. I have to do more for the inside so it shows on the outside.
For me going out to party never meant drinking or taking drugs.
A Who's Who of pesticides is therefore of concern to us all. If we are going to live so intimately with these chemicals eating and drinking them, taking them into the very marrow of our bones - we had better know something about their nature and their power.
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