A Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife gives good headache.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Gives Good Headache My Wife Wife

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Rodney Dangerfield
American - Comedian
November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

That I be not as those are who spend the day in complaining of headache and the night in drinking the wine which gives the headache!

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!

Henny Youngman

I could never say in the morning, "I have a headache and cannot do thus and so". Headache or no headache, thus and so had to be done.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.

Joan Lunden

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache.

Catherine the Great

Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.

Darynda Jones

The more positions I can play, it gives the manager a nice headache, and it can be helpful for him.

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

Some people spend the day in complaining of a headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

According to the Bible, the marriage act is more than a physical act. It is an act of sharing. It is an act of communion. It is an act of total self-giving wherein the husband gives himself completely to the wife, and the wife gives herself to the husband in such a way that the two actually become one flesh.

Wayne Mack

When I'm in an interview with someone who is not intelligent, but flat-out ignorant, idiotic and stupid, or just an ass, it really gives me a headache.

Karrine Steffans

I don't want to die now!" he yelled. "I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!

Douglas Adams

As human beings are also animals, to manage one million animals gives me a headache.

Terry Gou

When I first started playing football, a headache was called a 'headache.' And now it's called 'a concussion.'

Junior Seau

If you look at astronauts closely, their eyes look kind of puffy. And it gives you this mild headache. But one of the advantages of that, if you will.

Mike Mullane

When I'm singing at the piano and I'm having a really nice fun day singing, if I have a headache, the headache will immediately dissipate just the notes going through my head.