A Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.
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In searching for a way out of my own troubles, I had found my way into the troubles of others, some long gone, and now I was trying to find my way back out, through their troubles, as if we human beings can ever learn from one another.
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It's all right to pull the cow out of the mud on Sunday, provided that you don't push him in on Saturday night.
You want to push a guy up against a cage, there's nothing like pushing a car.
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On the dashboard of our family car is a shallow indentation about the size of a paperback book. If you are looking for somewhere to put your sunglasses or spare change, it is the obvious place, and it works extremely well, I must say, so long as the car is not actually moving. However, as soon as you put the car in motion ... everything slides off ... It can hold nothing that has not been nailed to it. So I ask you: what then is it for?
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