A Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Got Hemorrhoids Sitting Top Top Of The World World

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Rodney Dangerfield
American - Comedian
November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it. You don't need a sign to tell anybody about it.

Larry the Cable Guy

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

George Carlin

Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut.

Robert Schimmel

For the players, these top, top, top games or these top, top, top events - like a World Cup or a European Championship - are not common but, of course, something special.

Niko Kovac

'Tommy' was my first Broadway show. Long Pause. I don't know how you can surpass the excitement or get more excited or feel more on top of the world than when you are sitting in a room singing The Who, and Pete Townshend is sitting there tapping his foot.

Alice Ripley

You look at some of the top teams in the world that have got the best strikers, and they are looking to buy another top striker. But if you have got a top goalkeeper, you are not often looking to buy another goalkeeper.

Joe Hart

As much as you may be sitting in the top five or the top 10, sometimes you just don't get that chance to get to the top.

Charlotte Dujardin

Every 24 hours the world turns over on someone who was sitting on top of it.

Sparky Anderson

I think there are a lot of good players in the top 20, top 30 that are top-10 players. You got to get there. You got to earn it.

Bernard Tomic

A person becomes great not be sitting on some high seat, but through higher qualities. Can a crow become an eagle by simply sitting on the top of a palatial building?

Chanakya

The goal for the top American isn't the top twenty - it's top ten, top five, number one in the world.

Jack Sock

No one stands on the top of the world. Not you, not me, not even gods. But the unbearable vacancy of the throne in the sky is over. From now on... I will be sitting on it.

Tite Kubo

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent.

Tommy Douglas

It was a palace, made entirely of gold, sitting on an island of silver snow at the very top of the world. East of the sun, and west of the moon.

Jessica Day George

When I see all the boys in the top jobs across our leagues, I'm like: 'Oh my God, the only woman sitting on top of the pile and I'm only there twice a week!' It's brilliant!