A Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney Dangerfield
American - Comedian
November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Once, every four years, you get an opportunity to compete in the Olympics. You have these six dives that decide whether you're an Olympic medallist or not, which is quite intense.

Tom Daley

An Olympic pursuit really takes a full three to four years of Olympic preparation.

Apolo Ohno

I'm sure sex wouldn't be so rewarding as this World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not.

Ronaldo

With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.

Bob Monkhouse

If you had a daily printout from the brain of an average twenty-four-year-old male, it would probably go like this: sex, need coffee, sex, traffic, sex, sex, what an asshole, sex, ham sandwich, sex, sex, etc

Kate White

My life goes in four-year cycles. The World Cup is every four years and the Olympics are every four years.

Hope Solo

We will apply the experience accumulated in the past four years to the operation of every competition and training venue as well as facilities in the Olympic Village in an intensive and comprehensive way.

Liu Jingmin

The Olympic Games are always in the head of every sports athlete. We work for that. The Olympics are the most important race. They're each four years, and everybody wants to show their best performance.

Tina Maze

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Les Dawson

I put out an album once every four or five years and it's kind of like starting over every time.

Lindsey Buckingham

With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.

Rodney Dangerfield

I do a movie once every four years and they call it a comeback.

Pam Grier

If sex isn't an important part of your marriage, you can't beef if your wife or husband does this unimportant thing with somebody else every once in a while, if you have no interest in it.

Dan Savage

Federal elections happen every two years in this country. Presidential elections every four years. And four years just isn't long enough to dismantle all the environmental laws we've got in this country.

Jared Diamond

Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days till the condition clears up.

Peter De Vries

If you're the Olympic champion then they have to wait four more years to get you again.

Usain Bolt

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