A Quote by Ron Luciano

Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone. — © Ron Luciano
Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone.
I think unadulterated products and smaller portion sizes mean consumption of less food overall. Portion is everything. The first time I bought a scoop of ice cream in Paris, they weighed the ice cream on a scale before putting it on the cone. It was so small, it fell into the cone as she handed it to me.
If I'm going to get an ice cream cone two or three times a week, then it's a pleasure. No guilt.
I actually think the same things do make most people happy. The differences are extremely small, and around the margins. You like peach ice cream; I like strawberry ice cream. Both of us like ice cream much better than a smack on the head with two-by-four.
[I]t was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all.
It is impossible to maintain civilization with 12-year-olds having babies, with 15-year-olds killing each other, with 17-year-olds dying of AIDS and with 18-year-olds getting diplomas they can't even read.
I love that - you get everything from seven-year-olds to 87-year-olds at Passenger gigs.
I eat many different ice creams. I'm not an ice cream snob, although I do think Ben & Jerry's is the best. But I'm happy to eat anybody's ice cream, really. As long as it's good.
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?
All my career I have done that, worked with talents, improving 19-year-olds, 20-year-olds, 17-year-olds, 18-year-olds.
I have ice cream every week. Maybe twice. I live for ice cream, but not just any ice cream. It has to be locally sourced and usually somewhere I can walk to.
Ben & Jerry's ice cream will try to make some marijuana ice cream, resulting in thousands of people simultaneously getting and curing ice cream headaches.
For the life of me, I could not make a good-looking ice-cream cone.
I was this big, heavy kid - nobody was at my weight at that age, so I had to fight 12-year-olds, 13-year-olds when I was seven years old. And what do you know, I was beating them.
I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.
At my school, they have an ice cream special sometimes, and they have this ice cream sandwich, except the sandwich part is like an Oreo and the inside like cookies n' cream ice cream. I love that.
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