A Quote by Ron White

You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.

Ron White

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Bowl Goat Home Ride Ride Home

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Ron White
American - Comedian
Born: December 18, 1956

A goat's a goat. Whether you sauté or barbeque it, it's still a goat.

Paul Mooney

You can't train a goat. You can't. You can't. So I don't recommend making a movie with a goat in a major role to anyone.

Robert Eggers

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

Satchel Paige

I love to meet people for lunch at my favorite restaurant, the Loaded Goat. It is named after the Andy Griffith Show episode where a goat ate a bunch of dynamite.

Betty Lynn

The goat, for us, is an image that's stuck in our heads since we were kids, coming from Iowa people are like 'Beware the horned goat of satan!' and all that. It's bullshit. It's just an animal.

Corey Taylor

I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda dreamy.

Adam Lamberg

I'm not gonna ride home in the car. I'll wait for Randy. I think I'll get home quicker.

Patsy Cline

During the season, most of my time to unwind is in my car ride home. When I get home, it's being with my kids.

Tom Brady

I'm like a hermit. Once I'm home, I'm home and when I ride in the car, I don't really listen to the radio as much.

Joanna Noelle Levesque

I think it is always a challenge when you go and play abroad. You are competing against the home team, and they know the conditions well. Their fast bowlers always know which length to bowl and also the areas in which they need to bowl.

MS Dhoni

I always have ice cream in the house. I have a bowl of it, and then a bit more. One of the greatest pleasures in my life is going back and getting a second half-bowl. The first bowl is just the prelude.

Ellie Kemper

I think I'm a homebody. I don't talk to anyone. I sit at home, and no one asks me questions or I'm talking about goat noises.

Taylor Momsen

I love bowling and could bowl, bowl, and bowl.

Jasprit Bumrah

I don't think you ever come into the season and talk, 'Super Bowl, Super Bowl, Super Bowl.' It's about improving and winning games along the way as you improve.

Devin McCourty

Eating any of these things, goat testicles or what have you, isn't going to be nice, but you get into that zone, you become focussed and you do what you need to do. It's all about one thing: coming home in one piece.