A Quote by Russell Brand
Drugs and alcohol are not my problem, reality is my problem, drugs and alcohol are my solution.
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I tell my kids no drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes. But the world is so competitive that if you're stuck on drugs or alcohol, you're not going to be able to compete. It's going to be a disaster. And you know, it potentially can ruin your life.
Sid said that drugs weren't the problem, life was the problem. Drugs were the solution.
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