A Quote by Sam Levenson

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Sam Levenson

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Sam Levenson
American - Author
December 28, 1911 - August 27, 1980

It's a long story. Want a refill?" "No, let's start the steak. Where's the button?" "Right here." "Well, push it." "Me? You offered to cook." "Ben Caxton, I will lie here and starve before I will get up to push a button six inches from your finger" "As you wish." He pressed the button. "But don't forget who cooked dinner.

Robert A. Heinlein

We live in a world where people can ridicule you at the push of the button. They can question you at the push of a button.

Chadwick Boseman

A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said the only hope -and it's a strange thought - is if they put the button to launch the nuclear war behind a man's heart. The President, then, with a rusty knife, would have to cut out the man's heart, kill the man, to get to the button.

Robin Williams

It's so quiet this high up, the feeling you get is that you're one of those space monkeys. You do the little job you're trained to do. Pull a lever. Push a button. You don't understand any of it, and then you just die.

Chuck Palahniuk

Climb aboard life's elevator, hit the "up" button, and see where it takes you.

Amy Dickinson

Inside the mirrored elevator, Mulch used a telescopic pointer to push P for the penthouse. For the first few months he had jumped to reach the button, but that was undignified behavior for a millionaire. And besides, he was certain that Art could hear the thumping from the security desk.

Eoin Colfer

Okay, okay, okay. I understood that pushing the elevator button over and over again would not make the elevator appear sooner. But I couldn't help myself

James Patterson

John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.

Groucho Marx

Press the button, pump the water, build the pressure, push the piston, press the button. It's the perfect job.

Tori Amos

If there was a button that I could push that would agog my brain to the level that I felt first seeing 'Avatar' in its entirety and another one for food pellets, I would die of starvation.

Mary H.K. Choi

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

Eoin Colfer

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.

Frank Lloyd Wright

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.

Alfred Hitchcock

The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know.

Don Rickles

Someone invent a NO LIFE alert so you can push a button and tons of people show up and hang out with you.

Adam Young

As for the Sun mouse, I'm not a big multi-button mouse fan, because I just can't remember which button to push when. I rather like the Macintosh system of using four modifier keys with the mouse.

Bruce Tognazzini

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