Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
Bachelors alone can travel freely, and without any twinges of their consciences touching desertion of the fire-side.
I have noticed... that men usually leave married women alone and are inclined to treat all wives with respect. This is no great credit to married women.
Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect.
Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them.
Married men don't get their own apartments 'to escape' their lives with their wives.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
I hate married men. They never make any sacrifices to the arts, but are always thinking of their duties to their wives and families or some rubbish of that sort.
White men have always controlled their wives' wages. Colored men were not able to do so until they themselves became free. Then they owned both their wives and their wages.
Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
A survey released today found that men spend twice as much on their mistresses for Christmas as they do on their wives. On the other hand, men spend half their income on the wives when the wife finds out about the mistress. So it all balances out.
Men who marry wives very much superior to themselves are not so truly husbands to their wives as they are unawares made slaves to their position.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.