A Quote by Sandra Bernhard

I don't think somebody can just, like, wave a magic wand and make you a star. — © Sandra Bernhard
I don't think somebody can just, like, wave a magic wand and make you a star.
Jose Mourinho doesn't have a magic wand, and you wave the wand, and everything goes the way you want.
I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand -- but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.'
I wish that we did have a magic wand which we could wave and hey presto! Magic! Unfortunately life is not like that.
People think you can wave a magic wand and create a star, that couldn't be further from the truth. People think that a promoter has all the cards and the talents are merely pawns and they have very little do with the bigger success, when they have most of their success because of what they do.
[T]he myth that there was somehow a magic wand in the early 1980s to cure AIDS - a wand that Reagan deliberately refused to wave - is now almost conventional wisdom.
I beg you I no magician. I can't just wave a magic wand.
People who think you could wave a magic wand and the legacy of the past will be over are blind.
Let me offer you, metaphorically, two magic wands that have sweeping powers to change society. With one wand you could wipe out all racism and discrimination from the hearts and minds of white America. The other wand you could wave across the ghettoes and barrios of America and infuse the inhabitants with Japanese or Jewish values, respect for learning, and ambition. ... I suggest that the best wand for society and for those who live in the ghettoes and barrios would be the second wand.
Democrats are just as wrong to insist the law is perfect, that the law doesn't have things that need to be fixed, and to pretend that the law did wave a magic wand and make everything in the health care system fixed.
If I could wave a magic wand, I'd break up the banking system.
The government cannot do everything all at once. It can't wave a magic wand and meet everyone's demands simultaneously.
If I could wave a magic wand, I would be a size 6 and still be able to eat cake every day.
I never wanted to be a public figure. I feel that I always have to dampen down people's expectations. They expect me to be an oracle, wave a magic wand, sprinkle some slow, sparkly dust on them, to make everything all right.
People who wait for a magic wand fail to see that they ARE the magic wand.
If I could wave a magic wand, I would love for all children around the world to have good, nutritious meals every day.
I would honestly be elated if I could wave a magic wand and eradicate my back catalog and then have a fresh crack at some of those ideas.
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