A Quote by Sarah Silverman

If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, I love you, yes I do. You and your pussy cat nose.
Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!" At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
Everyone likes pussy. It's un-American not to like pussy.
Chaka, I know that pussy hairy. Sade, ooooh, I know that pussy tight.
I'm anti - the pussy generation. Not to be confused with pussy.
All you crazy white people "I'm American!", all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on American soil. That's it. That's it! What, you think you're better than somebody from France 'cause you came out of a pussy in Detroit?
They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.
There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.
Don't most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight?
Fame is like a tree. It helps you get pussy.
I wanna take it deeper than money, pussy, vacation and influence a generation that's lacking in patience.
The power of pussy, that's why niggaz get their hair cut.
Who got the baddest pussy on the planet? D boys love me, they don't understand it.
If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.
Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.
That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.
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