A Quote by Scott Adams
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.
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Students are very gullible about the web. The only way you can really sort out information on the web is if you've had a prior training in book culture.
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If someone had protected the HTML language for making Web pages, then we wouldn't have the World Wide Web.
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