A Quote by Scott Adams

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons — © Scott Adams
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons
Time bandits come at all hours, wanting conversations, wasting conversations, wanting meetings, wasting meetings, and all with no purpose.
You can always look back and see where you might have done something differently, changed this or that. If you can learn something, fine, but never second-guess yourself. It's wasted effort.... Does worrying about it, complaining about it, change it? Nope, it just wastes your time. And if you complain about it to other people, you're also wasting their time. Nothing is gained by wasting all of that time.
There's no good way to waste your time. Wasting time is just wasting time.
There are still many different ways to get stuck, existentially stuck. Feeling like, "This is worthless. I'm wasting my time, and I would be wasting the time of someone who tried to read this." It happens all the time.
When we postpone the harvest, the fruit rots, but when we postpone our problems, they keep on growing.
It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.
Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with
When I was eight, an uncle, great uncle, gave a violin to me, and my father took me off to have lessons. After about six weeks, the violin teacher told my father he was wasting his money, wasting his time, and wasting my time, and it's one of my big regrets.
Meetings with no goal, also known as 'coffee shop' meetings, can be huge time wasters if you're not efficient with them. 'Always know why you're meeting, and make sure it's important - try to keep them to 30 minutes, max.
You can't postpone sorrow, so why would you postpone happiness?
I'm very direct, I don't believe in wasting time, in wasting words.
We told him to get on with it. We liked wasting time, but almost nothing was more annoying than having our wasted time wasted on something not worth wasting it on.
If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.
I find most meetings are a waste of time, because they are so ill-prepared and there's little opportunity for true synergy in producing better solutions than what anyone originally thought of. So I work hard to only attend those meetings that have strategic importance and miss all kinds of other seemingly urgent meetings.
The main problem with this great obsession for saving time is very simple: you can't save time. You can only spend it wisely or foolishly. The Bisy Backson has practically no time at all, because he's too busy wasting it by trying to save it. And by trying to save it, he ends up wasting the whole thing.
An organisation that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only.
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