A Quote by Shaquille O'Neal

I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine

Shaquille O'Neal

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Fax Machine Messages Send

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Shaquille O'Neal
American - Athlete
Born: March 6, 1972

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.

Steven Wright

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

Steven Wright

I don't know. I don't have a fax machine, so I didn't get that message.

Shaquille O'Neal

A value is like a fax machine: it’s not much use if you’re the only one who has one.

Kwame Anthony Appiah

Mike Huckabee said he's the only person who has fought the Clinton political machine and won. As opposed to Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders, who's the only person who fought a fax machine and lost.

Jimmy Fallon

I do send messages to my family; I send letters in the mail, and when I'm in town, I almost always leave something in the door of my house in Topeka.

Megan Phelps-Roper

My workspace is defined by books, ephemera, quiet and light. I don't have a computer, telephone or a fax machine there.

Maira Kalman

I don't really send text messages. I rarely carry my phone. I occasionally check messages at the end of the night, but I don't carry it around.

Angelina Jolie

I really haven't joined the 20th or the 21st century yet. Someday. I'm getting closer. I have voicemail and a fax machine.

Patricia Clarkson

The eye and brain are not like a fax machine, nor are there little people looking at the images coming in.

Torsten Wiesel

I set up my own trading center in my Cabot dorm room... with my computer, my fax machine, and my telephone.

Kenneth C. Griffin

In the first night of the Arvon Foundation course, Elspeth Barker said something about the newspaper along the lines of - and I'm paraphrasing - "I do these pieces for them and it's amazing, because I don't type it out, I just fax it as it is, and the literary editor has a machine that can transform my handwriting into typed text." At which point I put my hand up and said, "Actually, I'm that machine."

Maggie O'Farrell

I am annoyed by people that send messages via FaceBook because I get an e-mail telling me there is a message on FaceBook - so I end up processing two messages for every one sent.