I'm an expert in hookers. I'm an expert in doormats. I'm an expert in victims. They were the best parts. And when I woke up--sociologically, politically, and creatively--I could no longer take those parts and look in the mirror.
My success has depended wholly on putting things over on people, so I'm not sure that I'm that great a role model. I am, however, an expert on pretending to be an expert on pretending to be an expert.
I never thought I'd be an expert at sword fighting, I never thought I'd be an expert in protein powders - I'm close to being an expert in both. It's great!
The expert is a midwife. The expert is not someone who has the authority to pronounce the last word on the subject.
When a politician is in opposition he is an expert on the means to some end; and when he is in office he is an expert on the obstacles to it.
On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: The expert is the one who is still alive.
An expert is a man who has stopped thinking. Why should he think? He is an expert.
I said that an expert was a fella who was afraid to learn anything new because then he wouldn't be an expert anymore.
I'm not really a relationship expert but... I'm an expert on manhood and what men think.
Science blogs bore me. When everyone is an expert, no one is an expert.
I’m not really a relationship expert but ... I’m an expert on manhood and what men think.
In the Champions League I'm no expert. Pep is the expert, he's won it twice as a manager.
Anger is a tool for change when it challenges us to become more of an expert on the self and less of an expert on others.
I have spoken to expert audiences occasionally, but then no audience is expert over the whole range of things I want to explore.
If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert.
And in Hollywood, you know, everyone is an expert. Most of them are expert editors. They can't direct, they can't write, they can't act, but, by God, they all think they can edit.
Even though my entire writing persona is prefaced on me not being an expert, I kind of am an expert. I know a lot.