That's because I'm made of awesome." "And dipped in awesome." "And sprinkled with awesome." "Gods, I love the taste of awesome.
I married an awesome cook, thats cool!
There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married, I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn't married. You have to keep your hand in.
There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn't married. You have to keep your hand in.
I just need to remember even if I don't get the title, I have an awesome life and an awesome family and friends.
The awesome part about The Book of Awesome is the realization that if you enjoy the simple moments in your life, you will be happier.
My wife's beautiful. We've been married for 23 years. She's awesome.
Allah says Jannah is awesome, imagine how awesome that is when the All-Knowing is calling it awesome
I've had a very strange life. Whenever I've married, I've married for life. But things have gone desperately wrong.
Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.
I managed to find this awesome woman - Rajlakshmi, chased her for two years and finally got married.
I got married, going to become father soon, being No. 1 in the sport that I love with all my heart. I mean, it's pretty awesome.
I got married to an amazing woman, had 2 awesome kids and toured with Jeff Beck, I can die a happy man now.
I was a liberal Republican growing up in New Jersey. That doesn't exist anymore. If you're a Republican, you have to think that tax cuts for the rich are awesome, torture is awesome, moral war is awesome.
Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?
Part of me wants to be married and have everybody around the table for Christmas. But when you're married, your life becomes integrated solely with that person. There are too many characters running around inside me. Maybe they should all be married to somebody different.