A Quote by Stephan Pastis

When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders. — © Stephan Pastis
When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.
Everything from airplanes to kitchen blenders and even chopsticks comes with an instruction manual. Children, despite all their complexity, do not.
I draw all the time. Drawing is my backbone. I don't think a painter has to be able to draw, I just think that if you draw, you better draw well.
Words are chameleons, which reflect the color of their environment.
For all the years I'd spent talking about pictures, the truth was that I had no idea how to draw or what it felt like to do it. I would mistrust a poetry critic who couldn't produce a rhyming couplet. Could one write about art without knowing how to draw?
The people I respect in the history of acting, from the beginning, were chameleons.
First and foremost, that's what I am, I'm a writer. I can't draw worth a darn. I don't draw, I write.
I get to draw what I like to draw, basically people hangin' around, and write very humanistic kinds of situations and characters. But I do also like to draw adventure stories - more in terms of drawing them than writing them - and letting my imagination go wild.
Chameleons feed on light and air: Poets food is love and fame.
I draw because words are too unpredictable. I draw because words are too limited. If you speak and write in English, or Spanish, or Chinese, or any other language, then only a certain percentage of human beings will get your meaning. But when you draw a picture everybody can understand it. If I draw a cartoon of a flower, then every man, woman, and child in the world can look at it and say, "That's a flower.
A draw is the lesser of two evils. A loss or a draw, then obviously we are going to take the draw.
I found out animation is incredibly boring. You draw and draw and draw, and it's only a few seconds done in a week.
Raw foodists are kind of paddling upstream against evolution. The only reason they can do it, and they don't all keel over, is that they are using blenders. They're very Cuisinart-dependent.
The women I draw all have the same sort of personality. I can't draw gentle girls; I only know how to draw ones who are strong-willed.
People are fed up of career politicians that keep changing like chameleons.
I would like to say to children, 'Don't stop drawing. Don't tell yourself you can't draw.' Everyone can draw. If you make a mark on a page, you can draw.
One must always draw, draw with the eyes, when one cannot draw with a pencil.
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