A Quote by Stephen Colbert

A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!? — © Stephen Colbert
A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?
Experts in aging make a distinction between passive aging and purposeful aging. Successful, purposeful aging calls for continued involvement, relationships, discipline, and an attitude of faith.
As I get older, I fear aging less because I realize it's the inevitable, but I definitely have a slight fear of aging.
I am appalled that the term we use to talk about aging is 'anti'. Aging is human evolution in its pure form. Death, taxes and aging .... We are ALL going to age and soften and mellow and transition.
I'm not the new kid on the block anymore. Writers always use the phrase "aging rocker," and I'm like, "What other option do I have?" You're either aging or you're dead.
I don't know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I'm aging all the time. It's like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. But what can I possibly do? Look like a lunatic?
In interviews, the first question I get in America is always: 'What do you do to stay young?' I do nothing. I don't think aging is a problem ... I'm so surprised that the emphasis on aging here is on physical decay, when aging brings such incredible freedom. Now what I want most is laughs. I don't want to hurt anybody by laughing -- there is no meanness to it. I just want to laugh.
Stem cells are being used for anti-aging, and the University of Miami is doing a study about that to prove that it is true. They are looking at me, and my markers have shown exactly that I have been actually reversing my aging and getting younger. I am taking perhaps more stem-cell treatment than anybody else in the world.
You'll have a guy, and they're aging however they're aging, and nobody really cares. If you're a woman, it's different.
It's far different aging as a quarterback than aging as a tight end.
Most people believe that aging is painful and we know that pain is from diseases that are preventable, not from aging.
The move to hide aging is sort of sad. But it's a wonderful thing to celebrate our aging.
Insulin resistance is the basis of all of the chronic diseases of aging, because the disease itself is actually aging.
I don't mind aging - I'm glad to be aging. I'll never die young.
I take comfort that aging happens to everybody. It's part of life. Aging offers great lessons in dignity, since the indignity wins in the end. Yes, it bothers me when I have lines or puffiness or droops. But it connects me with the human race. Like weather bringing people together, aging brings people together.
No one can avoid aging, but aging productively is something else.
I'm not an aging gracefully type. But I do believe in aging with grace.
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