A Quote by Stephen Colbert

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate. — © Stephen Colbert
It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.
I'm not going to run to the left of Mitch McConnell; I'm not going to run to the right of Mitch McConnell. I am going to run right over the top of Mitch McConnell.
When I first arrived, I likened Congress to being back in school again as a freshman. Well, just like school, we have an 'August recess,' but don't let the name fool you - it's not even close to a vacation.
The day after Republicans won solid majorities in the House and Senate, House Speaker John Boehner and Senate Majority Leader-to-be Mitch McConnell outlined priorities for the newly elected Congress. High on the list is fundamental tax reform. In addition to overhauling the federal tax code, however, Congress should rein in the Internal Revenue Service.
You don't have to go that far back - March 2017 - and Donald Trump was already getting frustrated with the fact that Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan were stonewalling him.
Mitch McConnell, I'm going to light him up.
Mitch McConnell, 72, is second only to Henry Clay as the state'??s most consequential public servant. McConnell's skills have been honed through five terms. He is, however - let us say the worst - not cuddly. National Review has said he has 'an owlish, tight-lipped public demeanor reminiscent of George Will.' Harsh. But true.
Senator majority leader, Mitch McConnell, slammed [Donald] Trump`s comments about burning the American flag which is protected under the first amendment should lead to jail time.
I am fighting to stop the corruption in Washington that was created by Mitch McConnell.
And by the way to call Mitch McConnell a leader is a misnomer because he is not leading.
There is no one in America more qualified to talk about bailouts than Mitch McConnell.
I agree with Sen. Rand Paul on issues more than I do Mitch McConnell.
I think that our leadership, Mitch McConnell and John Boehner, are taking the right approach.
You can't drain the swamp, as President Trump has touted doing, without getting rid of Mitch McConnell.
The only candidate pocketing big money from people who want to destroy coal is Mitch McConnell.
As a Democrat, I would just hate to be in a position of only being able to accomplish what Mitch McConnell allows us to.
If you want more of the same, Mitch McConnell is your guy. He is the ultimate insider. He is the epitome of dysfunction in Washington.
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