A Quote by Stephen Colbert

Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

Stephen Colbert

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Carnival Cruise Dawn Military Odyssey Operation Ship

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Stephen Colbert
American - Comedian
Born: May 13, 1964

The military operation in Lebanon was the most successful military operation in recent Israeli history. Many in Israel don't recognise that.

Ehud Olmert

I had a nightmare about being on a cruise ship and the ship going down. It was an arduous process of the ship going down and we knew it was going down. There was everyone I know and love on the ship.

Jared Padalecki

You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.

Simon Cowell

Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?" "I've never been able to get one unfolded.

Charles M. Schulz

Clandestine attempts between late 1999 and 2002 to obtain from North Korea technology related to 1,300km range ballistic missiles, probably the No Dong 300km range anti-ship cruise missiles and other prohibited military equipment.

David Kay

My official cruise ship band name is now A Band On Ship.

Rob Schwimmer

Operation Peace for Galilee is not a military operation resulting from the lack of an alternative.

Menachem Begin

Republican Ted Cruz announced that he will run for president in 2016. So finally, Carnival is no longer the most dangerous cruise in America.

Jimmy Fallon

Films have degenerated to their original operation as carnival amusement - they offer not drama but thrills.

David Mamet

The Carnival dancers are such a vital part of any carnival, whether it's in Rio, Mardi Gras or even Notting Hill Carnival in my home town of London. Once you see them, you know it's time to party.

Jax Jones

A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.

Garrison Keillor

War on terror is far less of a military operation and far more of an intelligence-gathering, law-enforcement operation.

John F. Kerry

I think the cruise industry has come of age. And older people my age are attracted to the cruise ship industry. And they are booming right now, and all over the world they are booming. And I think they're for the golden oldies, and there are more and more of them around.