I'm not really a relationship expert but... I'm an expert on manhood and what men think.
I'm not a relationship expert. I'm an expert on manhood.
My success has depended wholly on putting things over on people, so I'm not sure that I'm that great a role model. I am, however, an expert on pretending to be an expert on pretending to be an expert.
I'm an expert in hookers. I'm an expert in doormats. I'm an expert in victims. They were the best parts. And when I woke up--sociologically, politically, and creatively--I could no longer take those parts and look in the mirror.
An expert is a man who has stopped thinking. Why should he think? He is an expert.
And in Hollywood, you know, everyone is an expert. Most of them are expert editors. They can't direct, they can't write, they can't act, but, by God, they all think they can edit.
I never thought I'd be an expert at sword fighting, I never thought I'd be an expert in protein powders - I'm close to being an expert in both. It's great!
The truth is I'm not actually an expert programmer! I really don't consider myself to be an expert at anything. For me, it's more about having a well-rounded and broad horizon. I think that's where a lot of the more interesting things come from - mashing up completely disparate aspects of life to create something new and original.
I'm an expert in baseball and I don't even have a job. I'm an expert, more so than a lot of people out there. It should be my career until I'm dead. I should be one of the instructors. I think I've earned it.
None of our men are 'experts.' We have most unfortunately found it necessary to get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert because no one ever considers himself expert if he really knows his job... Thinking always ahead, thinking always of trying to do more, brings a state of mind in which nothing is impossible.
On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: The expert is the one who is still alive.
The expert is a midwife. The expert is not someone who has the authority to pronounce the last word on the subject.
When a politician is in opposition he is an expert on the means to some end; and when he is in office he is an expert on the obstacles to it.
I said that an expert was a fella who was afraid to learn anything new because then he wouldn't be an expert anymore.
Science blogs bore me. When everyone is an expert, no one is an expert.
In the Champions League I'm no expert. Pep is the expert, he's won it twice as a manager.