A Quote by Steven Wright

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Steven Wright

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Bird Cheese Early Early Bird Gets Mouse Second Worm

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Steven Wright
American - Comedian
Born: December 6, 1955

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Edgar Bergen

The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Jeremy Paxman

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

Norman Ralph Augustine

Sometimes the early bird gets the worm, but sometimes the early bird gets frozen to death.

Myron Scholes

The second mouse gets the cheese!

Terry Pratchett

The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.

Charles M. Schulz

Early bird Oh, if you’re a bird, be an early bird And catch the worm for your breakfast plate. If you’re a bird, be an early bird— But if you’re a worm, sleep late.

Shel Silverstein

The early bird gets the worm, the rest starve.

Darren Hardy

We all stared at the scoreboard in stunned silence. Only Carter was able to get anything out. "That," he told Robert exuberantly, "is how a bird in the hand gets up before the early worm." "That doesn't make any sense," said Roger. Carter pointed at the scoreboard. "Neither does that, but there you have it.

Richelle Mead

Since the early bird catches the worm, it's a good idea to begin your day as soon as you can -- unless, of course, you happen to be a worm.

Ed Bliss

If you're a bird, be an early bird. But if you're a worm, sleep late.

Shel Silverstein

The early bird catches the worm. But I have never been one for worms. I am not sure what the late bird catches, but I will feast with him today. Probably porridge.

Donald Miller

To a mouse, cheese is cheese. That is why mouse traps are effective.

Wendell Johnson

The early bird catches the worm.

William Camden

The early worm deserves the bird.

Robert A. Heinlein

Rise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don't be fooled by this absurd law; I once knew a man who tried it. He got up at sunrise and a horse bit him.

Mark Twain

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