A Quote by Steven Wright

They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.

Steven Wright

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Steven Wright
American - Comedian
Born: December 6, 1955

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

Steven Wright

I very briefly had a microwave oven that I quickly gave away, because I could never work out what they do better than a regular oven.

James May

I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?

Mitch Hedberg

I'm more like an oven than a microwave.

Erykah Badu

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

Mitch Hedberg

We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.

Joan Ryan

Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven

Charles Petzold

I was baking cakes for a gourmet shop and put two chocolate cakes in oven to bake and when I opened the oven an hour later, they were raw - the oven wasn't working. I didn't know what to do. I couldn't borrow an oven and I didn't want to waste the batter, so I came up with the idea of steaming them and they came out great! Thick and fudgy, like pudding cake. That happy accident was always in the back of mind.

Michele Scicolone

The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.

James Randi

The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.

James Randi

I hated it so much as a child. I just didn't like it when punk bands went metal, it really bothered me. It was happening left and right in the 1980s. It started I think with D.C. bands - G.I., Soul Side, they went metal. Right at that time, R.E.M. was coming out, these more kinda feminine bands, and I was more drawn to that than to go metal. And you remember MTV, with the bad metal. But even Metallica, it just wasn't my direction.

Stephen Malkmus

The most metal? Some would say Slayer, but I think they're a dreadful band. Unbelievably boring. Terrible. Apparently it's not metal to say that, but it's a personal opinion.

Floor Jansen

When we go out to train, there's like this big microwave which heats the boots up so when you put them on it feels nice and it's not tough and hard. When you have studs that are metal, they get boiling hot. So when Jorginho walks out and everyone is putting their boots on, he puts a hot stud on your leg. It burns your leg.

Mason Mount

Metal isn't necessarily aggressive. There's metal that's contemplative, there's metal that's sad, and there's metal that's exuberant. No genre is limited in what it can express.

John Darnielle

The floor is solid metal in some places and metal grating in others. Everything smells like rotting garbage and fire. "Don't say I never took you anywhere nice," Peter says. "Wouldn't dream of it," I say.

Veronica Roth

Arch Enemy is a female-fronted metal band, but so is Delain. They don't sound alike at all. The only thing they both are are metal bands, but the style within metal is so massively different that it doesn't really say much whether there's a girl singing or not. So it's really not so important.

Floor Jansen

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