A Quote by Steven Wright

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.

Steven Wright

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Bell Crime Ends Every Period School Sentence

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Steven Wright
American - Comedian
Born: December 6, 1955

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Joan Didion

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William Zinsser

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William Zinsser

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Saoirse Ronan

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Charlie Kaufman

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Michael McDonald

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Rajneesh

It's kind of like sentencing. A lot of people say that we have a heavy sentence for this crime and a light sentence for another crime, and what we ought to do is reduce the heavy sentence so it's more in line with the other. Wrong. In most cases we ought to increase the light sentence and make it compatible with the heavy sentence, and be serious about punishment because we are becoming too tolerant as a society, folks, especially of crime, in too many parts of the country.

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James McGreevey

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