A Quote by Steven Wright

I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.

Steven Wright

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Steven Wright
American - Comedian
Born: December 6, 1955

I have a very basic leg. But it has a silicon cover on it. I have a flat foot leg, a high heel leg and then I have a leg which, in the winter, I have to ski in and in the summer I swap it into my roller blades.

Heather Mills

You saw my leg?" "How can a man help what he sees?" he said. "And, if I could add, you possess a very fine leg.

Shannon Hale

My stern chase after time is, to borrow a simile from Tom Paine, like the race of a man with a wooden leg after a horse.

John Quincy Adams

It is principally for the sake of the leg that a change in the dress of man is so much to be desired. The leg is the best part of the figure and the best leg is the man s. Man should no longer disguise the long lines, the strong forms, in those lengths of piping or tubing that are of all garments the most stupid.

Alice Meynell

Entrance and exit wounds are silvered clean, The track aches only when the rain reminds. The one-legged man forgets his leg of wood, The one-armed man his jointed wooden arm. The blinded man sees with his ears and hands As much or more than once with both his eyes.

Robert Graves

A dedication is a wooden leg.

Edward Young

The road to Lourdes is littered with crutches, but not one wooden leg.

Emile Zola

Cross my wooden leg, swear on my glass eye.

Tom Waits

A man's style is his mind's voice. Wooden minds, wooden voices.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

My leg was made for kicking things. Doesn't matter the circumstance, style or formation. It's all about putting your foot on the right spot of the ball and letting your leg velocity do the rest.

Pat McAfee

It's damage to a nerve. It pretty much shut down the whole lower part of my left leg. I wasn't able to step anymore. It's called foot drop - basically, you can't lift your foot.

Michael Chandler

I have a golden leg that I am completely proud of, but my left foot that has an open ulcer, no heel, and no toes. Over the years, my body has produced a lot of calcium, which causes my bones to grow on that foot.

Lauren Wasser

What he brought out was a wooden gag they put in someone's mouth before doing something drastic, like cutting off a leg.

Megan Whalen Turner

I was called up in the war and sent to a hospital. I dressed wounds, applied iodine, gave enemas, did blood transfusions. If the doctor ordered: "Brecht, amputate a leg!", I would reply, "Certainly, Your Excellency!", and cut off the leg. If I was told, "Perform a trepanning!" I opened the man's skull and messed about with his brains. I saw how they patched fellows up, so as to cart them back to the Front as quickly as they could.

Bertolt Brecht

I miss him like one might miss a scar, or wooden leg, something disfiguring but characteristic.

Nick Hornby

When someone walks in and you say "a six-foot-tall man," you miss the opportunity to describe what a six-foot-tall man would look like to your narrator, because how the narrator describes a six-foot-tall man says more about the narrator than about the man.

Chuck Palahniuk

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