A Quote by Steven Wright

Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.

Steven Wright

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Steven Wright
American - Comedian
Born: December 6, 1955

In my personal life, I really like the look of vests. I wear fitted, business ones, and perfectly preppy sweater vests that I can knit myself.

Hannah Kearney

The leather vests are work vests, supposed to look like factory workers. They're actually the vests we use in the studio when we make jewelry.

Pamela Love

The snakes are always against the prohibition of the poisons; and the arms traders, of the arms!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

Think about Medusa, with the snakes. If you shoot a movie in Europe, the financiers are three snakes, and they all have opinions. In Hollywood there are, like, 20 snakes.

Daniel Espinosa

Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests!

P. G. Wodehouse

Luckily there were no venomous snakes around Hoosick, N.Y., so I amassed quite a collection of milk snakes, garters, ribbons and ring-necked snakes.

Romulus Whitaker

There are some movies that deserve criticism. They want people to know that it's a great dramatic accomplishment and has some great performances in it. But, c'mon. Yes, you will have some fun if you go see 'Snakes on a Plane.' Snakes are biting people - and they're biting them right on screen. There's nothing to review. It's not 'Snakes on the Waterfront.' You don't have snakes going, 'I coulda been a constrictor.' No. Hell no. It's 'Snakes on a Plane.'

Samuel L. Jackson

The body is a rock; the arms are snakes

Claudio Arrau

I actually like snakes! When I was young, I was a boy scout nature camp counselor, and one of our projects was collecting snakes and creating an environment for them, so I'm quite familiar with snakes and think they're fantastic creatures.

Harrison Ford

We are all the same. Some people wear vests and live in Missouri, and some people wear tuxes and live in Hollywood. But we all talk about what's going on in the news. We have relationships. We make mistakes.

Ben Feldman

I wore bulletproof vests, and my bodyguards had the option of having bulletproof vests - I bought five sets.

Ernst Zundel

Snakes are sometimes perceived as evil, but they are also perceived as medicine. If you look at an ambulance, there's the two snakes on the side of the ambulance. The caduceus, or the staff of Hermes, there's the two snakes going up it, which means that the venom can also be healing.

Nicolas Cage

I've always wanted to do a shoot with snakes - big snakes, like pythons.

Cara Delevingne

I'm very scared of snakes, I really don't like snakes, not even on my phone when I see it, I can't touch it.

Andreas Pereira

Everyone must imagine his own snakes because no one else's snakes can ever be as awful.

Tove Jansson

When it comes to the hijab - why to wear it, whether to wear it, how to wear it - there is theology and then there is practice, and there is huge diversity in both.

Randa Abdel-Fattah

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