A Quote by Steven Wright

Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em

Steven Wright

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Steven Wright
American - Comedian
Born: December 6, 1955

Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em.

Ivan Turgenev

I do have big tits. Always had 'em - pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em.

Dolly Parton

Kids ... Can't live with 'em ... Can't shoot 'em!

Burgess Meredith

That, let us rail at women, scorn and flout 'em, We may live with, but cannot live without 'em.

Frederic Reynolds

There's just some kind of men you have to shoot before you can say hidy to 'em. Even then, they ain't worth the bullet it takes to shoot 'em.

Harper Lee

The bands and the roadies, love 'em and leave 'em. It's pleasure to try 'em, but trouble to keep 'em.

Joni Mitchell

Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

Tom Arnold

They say the shoe can always fit, no matter whose foot it's on. These days feel like I'm squeezing in 'em. Who ever wore 'em before just wasn't thinking big enough, I'm about to leave 'em with 'em

Drake

I think comics will always be around. I think there's something nice about a comic book. People love to hold 'em, turn the pages, fold 'em up, roll 'em up, stick 'em in their back pocket, show 'em to a friend, and say, "Hey, look at this."

Stan Lee

My mother, my father, I love 'em, I hate 'em, wish god I didnt have 'em, but thank god that he made 'em

DMX

I tell em everybody else is my opposite. I put em on the game give em five percent.

Nicki Minaj

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Rush Limbaugh

Books... are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave 'em behind, as evidence of our earlier stages of development.

Dorothy L. Sayers

It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and let 'em know that their season is coming, the good times are gonna roll.

Harry Caray

I always call niggas fools for wanting to learn the hard way. When I'm really the fool for tryna teach 'em. When the blinds leading the blind. You can't reach 'em. If niggas ain't as hungry as you then why feed 'em? Niggas ain't tryna be lead then why lead 'em? Having big problems with your dogs, why breed em?