A Quote by Steven Wright

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

Steven Wright

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Afraid Even Snakes

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Steven Wright
American - Comedian
Born: December 6, 1955

Think about Medusa, with the snakes. If you shoot a movie in Europe, the financiers are three snakes, and they all have opinions. In Hollywood there are, like, 20 snakes.

Daniel Espinosa

Luckily there were no venomous snakes around Hoosick, N.Y., so I amassed quite a collection of milk snakes, garters, ribbons and ring-necked snakes.

Romulus Whitaker

There are some movies that deserve criticism. They want people to know that it's a great dramatic accomplishment and has some great performances in it. But, c'mon. Yes, you will have some fun if you go see 'Snakes on a Plane.' Snakes are biting people - and they're biting them right on screen. There's nothing to review. It's not 'Snakes on the Waterfront.' You don't have snakes going, 'I coulda been a constrictor.' No. Hell no. It's 'Snakes on a Plane.'

Samuel L. Jackson

I actually like snakes! When I was young, I was a boy scout nature camp counselor, and one of our projects was collecting snakes and creating an environment for them, so I'm quite familiar with snakes and think they're fantastic creatures.

Harrison Ford

I'm very scared of snakes, I really don't like snakes, not even on my phone when I see it, I can't touch it.

Andreas Pereira

There is a myth that is being perpetuated that I am afraid of snakes. And I am not afraid of snakes!

Nikita Dutta

Snakes are sometimes perceived as evil, but they are also perceived as medicine. If you look at an ambulance, there's the two snakes on the side of the ambulance. The caduceus, or the staff of Hermes, there's the two snakes going up it, which means that the venom can also be healing.

Nicolas Cage

I've always wanted to do a shoot with snakes - big snakes, like pythons.

Cara Delevingne

Everyone must imagine his own snakes because no one else's snakes can ever be as awful.

Tove Jansson

I don't mind snakes. Growing up in South Africa there were a couple a snakes around... and I'm not talking just about the government!

Trevor Rabin

The legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking... that must be hard to put all the tiny seatbelts on all the snakes.

Ellen DeGeneres

Snakes are just very instinctive to me. I've been playing with snakes since before I could walk. It doesn't matter where or what it is, from the biggest to the most venomous.

Steve Irwin

I have one phobia, snakes. And by snakes I mean intimacy.

Dana Gould

Everyone has scenes with the snakes in Where the Truth Lies. There was a 20-foot python that was a little scary, but they were all non-venomous so... I was more nervous with the snakes than the nudity.