A Quote by Steven Wright

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.

Steven Wright

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Steven Wright
American - Comedian
Born: December 6, 1955

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

Steven Wright

I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.

Steven Wright

A value is like a fax machine: it’s not much use if you’re the only one who has one.

Kwame Anthony Appiah

Mike Huckabee said he's the only person who has fought the Clinton political machine and won. As opposed to Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders, who's the only person who fought a fax machine and lost.

Jimmy Fallon

I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine

Shaquille O'Neal

I don't know. I don't have a fax machine, so I didn't get that message.

Shaquille O'Neal

My workspace is defined by books, ephemera, quiet and light. I don't have a computer, telephone or a fax machine there.

Maira Kalman

The eye and brain are not like a fax machine, nor are there little people looking at the images coming in.

Torsten Wiesel

I really haven't joined the 20th or the 21st century yet. Someday. I'm getting closer. I have voicemail and a fax machine.

Patricia Clarkson

I set up my own trading center in my Cabot dorm room... with my computer, my fax machine, and my telephone.

Kenneth C. Griffin

People have SMS, right? It stinks. It's a dead technology, like a fax machine left over from the Seventies, sitting there as a cash cow for carriers.

Jan Koum

Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed. Still, I'm doing the little FAX thing. I write little HAIKU things and FAX them around to everyone. When I pass people in the hall at work, I get totally ZEN right in everyone's hostile little FACE.

Chuck Palahniuk

I'm not terribly technological. I'm awfully backward about iPads and BlackBerries and suchlike; I still have a great fondness for Teletext, and I clung onto my fax machine for as long as I could, but eventually you have to move with the times.

David Tang

In the first night of the Arvon Foundation course, Elspeth Barker said something about the newspaper along the lines of - and I'm paraphrasing - "I do these pieces for them and it's amazing, because I don't type it out, I just fax it as it is, and the literary editor has a machine that can transform my handwriting into typed text." At which point I put my hand up and said, "Actually, I'm that machine."

Maggie O'Farrell

I'd have these weird experiences where I'd just be walking down the street with this chord progression in my head, this happened more than a few times, and I'd walk home and find a fax in my machine and it would match the music in my head.

Duncan Sheik

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