A Quote by Steven Wright
Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.
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I see time away hasn’t made you any more charming. (Fang) Oh, I can be charming. I just choose not to. People start to think you like them, then when you stab them in the back, they take it so personally. Really pisses me off. (Thorn)
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